Lawyers

[14:32] me: these lawyers have no idea what's going on
[14:32] me: even if he's tech-inclined, he doesn't even have electrical engineering basics
[14:32] me: he just knows some terms, and how those terms go with each other
[14:32] me: a bullshitter, essentially
[14:33] him: yeah, well
[14:34] him: thats the nature of things
[14:36] him: are you bitching about bullshitting lawyers? who cares
[14:36] him: thats like complaining that the sky is blue
[14:36] me: that's true
[14:37] him: it takes bullshitting to BE a lawyer
[14:40] me: that's funny that the value that lawyers add with their expertise, is bullshit
[14:41] me: "because of my experience in bullshitting, i will take your document, and turn it into a legal document by adding bullshit"
[14:41] me: "you cannot do this without me, because you do not have sufficient experience or training in bullshittery"
[14:43] him: trial lawyers, especially
[14:43] him: finding technical arguments for one thing or another can be done by real experts in other things
[14:44] him: only law experts can do some legal reasoning like that
[14:44] him: but not all lawyers are not these kinds of law experts
[14:44] him: they are just bullshitters, most of em
[14:45] me: haha
[14:45] him: and by law experts, i mean going and looking up some logical reason why this or that is false because this other thing is true, so therefore it must be illegal by combining these 3 laws together for you to do what you did
[14:45] me: check this out
[14:45] me: my reply
[14:45] me: to his question
[14:45] me: [0047] [Please explain the distinction and how the order of fit affects fittability.]
Suppose you are playing horizontal Tetris. But with 2 pieces, < and <>
If you put < followed by <>,
you get <<> and they fit nicely together
If you put <> followed by <, you get <>< which doesn't fit nicely together.
[14:45] him: heh
[14:45] him: tell him this is the fish theorem
[14:46] him: :)