Car depreciation sucks

Every week, I see one of these posts:

350z in two years
ok im 14 right now looking to get a g35 or a 350z when i turn 16.I been practicing driving my mom's 07 camry hybrid and my dad's lamborghini diablo SV (ONCE OR TWICE).My parents need me to take my little sister to school,
when im 16 so i need a reliable and safe car also want it to be fast.So i was just wondering if a g35 and 350z are good starter car and if they are safe cars also.....
THX
(i been driving around my block and in huge parking lots for a year now so when im 16 i will be a good driver)

And also one of these:

totalled my 2006 Z!!!!!!
i f*cking hit my neighbors fence!!! to make the story short..i spin out of control, when i was accelerating i hit a bump and made my car flew to the curve and straight to the fence, hitting a orange tree!!!
now i need a new car!!
what should i get?
touring Z fully loaded...
G35 coupe 2007....
evo 9
sti wrx
bmw 335i turbo charged.........????
my dad just got the M3!!!!

Z totalled !!!!!!
We were doin do-nuts at sum mall near by. Security was on us and chased us and my boy in his new 350z crashed his car into a guard rail. I feel so bad. Kid just got the car not too long ago. Hopefully he will get another one. He really loved his car and he is a good kid. R.i.p. PINKY!

totaled the z
wow i cannot believe it last night about 6ish i was driving with my friend we were going pretty fast and then it happened lost controlled skidded across the freeway off to the side down a small hill flipped twice over a fence and landed on the wheels i dont really remember it but my friend does and he told me it we flipped couple times i cant believe it ive read soo much crap bout 350z getting totaled and here i am talking bout how it happened to me i got a fatty a** ticket but im fine jus a f***ed up face damn its crazy i didnt get any pictures cause the cop said he was chasing after me and saw what happened which i think is bs cause i didnt see no cop after me but me and my friend are find prob not gonna get a new z only 2 months old im thinking of getting a used truck but im only 16 my mom or my dad has to buy it and right now things dont look good but i live 20 miles from school and haVE TO DRIVE but thank god im still alive and nothing serious i love my z and i really messed up and i take full responsbilty i wasnt driving safe in the bad conditions. thank you

Fucking kids.